Monday, February 25, 2013

Quatrains About My Job

Rex may or may not have eaten marijuana
Spot jumped out of a moving car again
Jake's a good boy when he's not eating babies
Hercules doesn't like men.

Carl won't stop licking Tinkerbell's anus
Why does my dog have huge tits?
My kitty weighs twenty-three pounds, is that bad.
Should her feces be bright orange like this?

It's possible Buster Brown swallowed a NuvaRing
I think he might have ringworm, too
Were the anal glands chunky or hard to express?
Belle needs her Xanax prescription renewed.

G. S.

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