Quatrains About My Job

Rex may or may not have eaten marijuana
Spot jumped out of a moving car again
Jake's a good boy when he's not eating babies
Hercules doesn't like men.

Carl won't stop licking Tinkerbell's anus
Why does my dog have huge tits?
My kitty weighs twenty-three pounds, is that bad.
Should her feces be bright orange like this?

It's possible Buster Brown swallowed a NuvaRing
I think he might have ringworm, too
Were the anal glands chunky or hard to express?
Belle needs her Xanax prescription renewed.

G. S.

Childhood Trauma Outside of Comerica Park

Scary Homeless Man with No Feet
Just needs enough money to eat
Meet your eyes, I could not
It'd help if you would not
Waggle your stumps at all whom you meet.

G. S.